Monkeying around with our tax dollars
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| Those stingy Republicans have issued another lame attack on what they call "wasteful spending" in President Barack Obama's $863 billion job stimulus program. These include vital federal projects, like that $89,298 sidewalk in Boynton, Okla. Sure, it doesn't run past a home or business, and yes, it does end in a ditch. But it's extremely smooth. And that nearly $800,000 program so a Georgia Tech University assistant music professor can hang out with world-renowned musicians and "jam" with them? Can't you dig it? "I think all of them are waste," growled the crusty McCain on ABC News. "I think none... |
Jungle Cat Mimics Monkey to Lure Prey A First
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| Despite "poor imitation," cat shows surprising "psychological cunning." For a plucky little forest cat, the key to survival might just be "monkey see, monkey do." The margay (picture), or tree ocelot, mimics monkey calls to draw in prey, the nonprofit Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS) announced Thursday. Scientists in the Amazon rain forest's Reserva Florestal Adolpho Ducke, near Manaus, Brazil, heard a margay imitating the call of a baby pied tamarin monkey in 2005. It was the firstand so far, onlyscientifically documented case of a cat imitating a prey species in the Americas, team member Fabio Rohe, a researcher for the... |
I Hope To Someday Wake Up To This News About Robert Gibbs
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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Planet of the apes: Monkeys taught to shoot Americans?
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| WASHINGTON Afghanistan's Taliban terrorists are training monkeys to shoot American soldiers with automatic weapons, according to British and Chinese media agencies. In the Taliban stronghold of Waziristan, journalists took pictures of some "monkey soldiers" holding AK-47s and Bren light machine guns. The official People's Daily in China explained the emergence of "monkey soldiers" as just another facet of "asymmetrical warfare." "The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world's most advanced weapons, such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets," said the report. "In response, the Taliban... |
'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens. Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province, says the monkey has become a member of his family since he nursed it back to health. It has become to devoted to the family and performs many chores around the home - but it also copies everything Li does. When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find. And when Li slaughtered... |
Monkey Phobia Woman Savaged By Macaques
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| A British woman who went to a Thai nature resort to conquer her fear of monkeys has been savaged by a pack of macaques. Dee Darwell, 56, lost consciousness after the monkeys surrounded her and sank their teeth into her arms and body. Many of the primates remained hanging from her limbs as she lay collapsed with blood spurting from a "deep, deep hole" in her arm. She was eventually rescued by Thai boatmen and was taken to Bangkok Phuket Hospital. The horrific attack happened on Monkey Island near to the popular holiday island of Phuket in southern Thailand. "I... |
Islamic leaders decry Tea Party reference to Muslim 'monkey-god'
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| (CNN) A national leader of the conservative Tea Party movement has been strongly criticized by Islamic civil rights leaders for referring to the proposed site of a New York City mosque as a place for Muslims to worship "the terrorists' monkey-god." Tea Party Express organizer Mark Williams blogged on his Web site last week that the mosque - to be constructed near the former site of the World Trade Center - would be a "monument ... for the worship of the terrorists' monkey-god and a 'cultural center' to propagandize for the extermination of all things not approved by their... |
Two arrested two over monkey meatballs
Thursday 9th of September 2010 12:50:13 PM
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| (Reuters) - Indonesian police have arrested a couple who made meatballs from the flesh of protected monkeys, an animal conservation group said on Wednesday. The pair poached dozens of rare Javan langurs, also known as silver-leaf monkeys, from Baluran National Park in the east of Java island, according to a statement released by Indonesia-based animal protection group ProFauna. |



